What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?